Demonizing Knowledge and a Good, Old-Fashioned Shunnin’

Eureka! Finally! I finally figured out just what the hell it was about something my (ex) therapist told me that made it hit me so wrong. He used to tell me that I had what he called "smart person syndrome." I went to a little rift in the space-time continuum in Scandia called the Church … Continue reading Demonizing Knowledge and a Good, Old-Fashioned Shunnin’

Daddy Dances and A Powerful Kind of Tired

I'm trying really hard not to be a salty dog but there are so many kids on Facebook going to Dad and daughter dances tonight for girl scouts. The girls were watching Aladdin and I thought they were both asleep. I whipped out the phone and started biding my time until either (a) the movie … Continue reading Daddy Dances and A Powerful Kind of Tired

An Abandoned Applebees in Times Square and I Can Pretend to be Anything

I don't care if she's acting or not. This is me being interviewed by literally anyone. If I were a skinny Puerto Rican with a killer wardrobe, I'd be Aubrey Plaza. I can interview other people. I cannot be interviewed without becoming this. That line...I can't remember where it is in the interview but where … Continue reading An Abandoned Applebees in Times Square and I Can Pretend to be Anything

Zombie Jesus and Morning Breath

Apparently not everyone is aware of the fact that this blessed day of our Lord is the day in which we celebrate the rising of the undead Christ. So here's a song, to bring you up to speed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5oTYWmE014 Warms my little heart to see children honoring the undead Lord. Anyhow. We made eggs last … Continue reading Zombie Jesus and Morning Breath