Hey kids. I'm still here. Well. I mean. I'm headed over there, but I'm here as in, like, still alive. And mostly well. Just moving. Moving is stupid. So, so stupid. But it's also fun. And exciting. The house I'm moving to has been one that I've wanted to live in since the first time … Continue reading Moving and The Big One Elizabeth
Okay. Baby? Don't be mad. I got stuck in traffic. Got held back at work a little late. I had to stop and get a gallon of milk. Hadda pull off on the side of the road and emergency poop. Okay. I have no excuse. I just totally can't handle major life changes … Continue reading Special Friends and Revisiting Past Posts
I know it's Tuesday. Okay? I know. I'm sorry. Here. I wrote a column all about why I choose to be authentic in my writing. And a bunch of shame-bringing Debbie Downers immediately jumped my shit, and I had to execute them with extreme prejudice. So that was fun. Also, Yesterday I had to take … Continue reading Canvas Bags and Suicide
I know. I'm the worst. It's going to take me a week to get back into the swing of things. But in the meantime... So I'm just mindlessly scrolling and this happens. And you guys? Oh my god I want every fucking therapist in the whole world to see this and I need, I need … Continue reading What Therapy Feels Like and Developing an Idea
Well shit in a bag and punch it. It's been almost a whole week. I used up all my vacation and took a staycation. I wanted to finish the living room and the dining room. I also wanted to nap, and snack. I haven't done nearly enough of the latter for this to have been … Continue reading Staycations and Blank Pages
Ughhhhhhh. I took up the last of my vacation and scheduled it all for this coming week. I just really really need a break from life. I need to put my kids on the bus and go back to bed for a few hours. Just for a few days. I just need to crawl under … Continue reading Primitive Skills and Room Renovations
I know. Twice in one day? You lucky bastards. Two things: 1. I was unaware of the existence of this truly delicious little freak show until perusing and open-minded skeptic's examination of the Skinwalker Ranch phenomena. This thing was posited as one potential explanation for the Skinwalker sightings. And I hate it. Frankly, it's the … Continue reading Weighted Blankets and Roar-Barks
