So it's Fair Week here in Warren County. For me, reasons to avoid the fair are as many and varied as there are...I don't know...smells at the fair. Or ways to violate every rule of aesthetics using only tie dye anything and a pair of cutoff denim shorts. You can see all this and more … Continue reading Sidewalk Chalk and County Fairs
Holy. Shit. You guys. I can't seem to embed any of my podcasts here, which sucks, but here: This episode of Dear Sugars turned me into a crying little bitch last night. Dear Sugars just came at me with...like...me. I was so just wrecked from hearing someone describe myself to me. Please, please don't tell … Continue reading Dear Sugars and BuJo Madness
So anybody ever had sleep paralysis? Are you familiar with sleep paralysis? There's a “documentary” which is basically a horror film for anyone who's ever had sleep paralysis. I mean, there is so much literature, so much lore, so many cold scientific examinations of the phenomenon, so many emotional artistic expressions from people who've experienced … Continue reading Astonishing Legends and Japanese Ghost Boys
So I was having a comment-versation with a reader and we were discussing the psychopath on Dark Tourist who runs the haunted house attraction where he's allowed to physically assault you and makes you sign things beforehand that say you won't sue him for doing so, blah blah blah. This guy: I'm pretty sure … Continue reading Horror Movies and Query Letters
Yo. I've gotten up early and sat down to put this into words because I need to say it. "Orange is the New Black" has been one of my favorite shows since it dropped down to earth six years ago. Season six came out the day after my birthday this year and I inhaled all … Continue reading Dear Sugars and Dark Tourists
^^^ Actual footage of the 12 of you who actually read this lunacy on a regular basis and thought I was dead as a box of kittens on a four lane at rush hour ^^^ I know. I know, you guys. Don't. I've been dealing with some shitty shit. Of my own creation. I mean. … Continue reading Minchin Monday and Glorious Returns
It's Minchin Monday. And since I spent the better portion of this morning out in the woods watching people put trees in streams to help grow trout big and fat, I've decided I'll go ahead and share this little Minchin stand up piece. Normally I share songs, but I do like this piece. What I … Continue reading Tony the Fish and Good Enough
