Okay. Baby? Don't be mad. I got stuck in traffic. Got held back at work a little late. I had to stop and get a gallon of milk. Hadda pull off on the side of the road and emergency poop. Okay. I have no excuse. I just totally can't handle major life changes … Continue reading Special Friends and Revisiting Past Posts
I know it's Tuesday. Okay? I know. I'm sorry. Here. I wrote a column all about why I choose to be authentic in my writing. And a bunch of shame-bringing Debbie Downers immediately jumped my shit, and I had to execute them with extreme prejudice. So that was fun. Also, Yesterday I had to take … Continue reading Canvas Bags and Suicide
I know. I'm the worst. It's going to take me a week to get back into the swing of things. But in the meantime... So I'm just mindlessly scrolling and this happens. And you guys? Oh my god I want every fucking therapist in the whole world to see this and I need, I need … Continue reading What Therapy Feels Like and Developing an Idea
Well shit in a bag and punch it. It's been almost a whole week. I used up all my vacation and took a staycation. I wanted to finish the living room and the dining room. I also wanted to nap, and snack. I haven't done nearly enough of the latter for this to have been … Continue reading Staycations and Blank Pages
Ughhhhhhh. I took up the last of my vacation and scheduled it all for this coming week. I just really really need a break from life. I need to put my kids on the bus and go back to bed for a few hours. Just for a few days. I just need to crawl under … Continue reading Primitive Skills and Room Renovations
I know. Twice in one day? You lucky bastards. Two things: 1. I was unaware of the existence of this truly delicious little freak show until perusing and open-minded skeptic's examination of the Skinwalker Ranch phenomena. This thing was posited as one potential explanation for the Skinwalker sightings. And I hate it. Frankly, it's the … Continue reading Weighted Blankets and Roar-Barks
Well then. It's been quite the week. I worked. I went on DUI patrols, I met a BMX racing legend. I saw Aladdin drive by the art gallery on a motorcycle with his vest flapping in the air (it was a pleasant sight). DUI - "Dewey" in the newsroom - patrols were fun. I have … Continue reading Minchin Monday and Dewey Patrol
