Tooth Fairies and Awkward Silences

Me: oh, I'm going to record this interview so that I can just take casual notes and intuitively drive the conversation whilst I gather the relevant and interesting information more organically and with far less effort than a traditional interview style. Also me: well lookee there. Fuckknuckles if that's not a shitacular surprise...there's my damn … Continue reading Tooth Fairies and Awkward Silences

Self Care and I Love You Wade Wilson

I love you Wade Wilson. I love you so much. If you've never seen Deadpool then I'm sorry but we can't be friends. We just can't. He's too delicious and filthy and wonderful and I need him in my life and so do you. Ok. Watch that? That's a start. We're having a conversation … Continue reading Self Care and I Love You Wade Wilson

Bluing Agents and Cupcakes as Gifts

It's Mother's Day. I have mixed feelings about the holiday. It's a muddy one for me. I worry basically all day every day about my kids. And how I'm parenting them. About our relationship, and about their attachment. The assumptive schemas they're forming of the world, strengthening with every experience and interaction. Core beliefs about … Continue reading Bluing Agents and Cupcakes as Gifts

Crazy Pills and Pantsless Karate

Actual footage of me just living my daily life: I did laundry this weekend. Four baskets of laundry. Just like I always do. Thursday after karate I dumped all of Harper's karate things into the washer and I washed them all together, and then I transferred them all over to the dryer, and I … Continue reading Crazy Pills and Pantsless Karate