Thunderstorms and Seeing Your Therapist In Public

One of those things I love, desperately. And it's not seeing my therapist in public. So. It's just awkward. Like, oh, let me tell you about all the times I got punched in the heart by the people I loved most in the world. And then later... Oh, hey, yeah. Frosted Flakes are great. I'm … Continue reading Thunderstorms and Seeing Your Therapist In Public

Demonizing Knowledge and a Good, Old-Fashioned Shunnin’

Eureka! Finally! I finally figured out just what the hell it was about something my (ex) therapist told me that made it hit me so wrong. He used to tell me that I had what he called "smart person syndrome." I went to a little rift in the space-time continuum in Scandia called the Church … Continue reading Demonizing Knowledge and a Good, Old-Fashioned Shunnin’

An Abandoned Applebees in Times Square and I Can Pretend to be Anything

I don't care if she's acting or not. This is me being interviewed by literally anyone. If I were a skinny Puerto Rican with a killer wardrobe, I'd be Aubrey Plaza. I can interview other people. I cannot be interviewed without becoming this. That line...I can't remember where it is in the interview but where … Continue reading An Abandoned Applebees in Times Square and I Can Pretend to be Anything