Tarot Tuesday and Devil’s Advocate

Not gonna lie, you guys. I was hoping for this guy to pop up sometime soon. The Devil. "Am Fear-millidh" in Scottish gaelic, assuming I'm not beling lied to (and I have to be honest I'm not trying exceedingly hard to make sure I'm not...my strategy is basically find an online translator that is NOT … Continue reading Tarot Tuesday and Devil’s Advocate

Tarot Tuesday and Getting the Led Out

Awww yisss. Tarot Tuesday is upon us, my babies. This week's card you may recognize from that collection of sick vinyl your uncle left you when he abandoned everything that sucks on this earth and hightailed it across the Pacific Ocean to take up residence in Kona. Just me? Alright then. That's cool too. And … Continue reading Tarot Tuesday and Getting the Led Out

Two Hour Delays and Crying at Work

***Update*** As I am wont to do, I started into a point and then lost it in a tangent. The point I started to make, that unravelled quickly, is that writing, for me, is my detox. I identify with Alexander because he's such a morose little fucker. But I also recognize that Alexander dug his … Continue reading Two Hour Delays and Crying at Work

Sailor J and Tinfoil Hats

So, I clearly need to start wearing a tinfoil hat in my house because this bitch got some kinda brain scramblin' device or something. Because the dialogue for this entire video is my internal monologue. And this girl right here found some kinda way to make that shit marketable. https://youtu.be/tDdq8XG3zFc She is clearly plagiarizing the … Continue reading Sailor J and Tinfoil Hats

Tough Stories and Occupational Anhedonia

Hot Jesus on a stick, you guys. I think Jon didn't understand why I did not answer his query yesterday of, "do you want a really freaking cool story," with jumping jacks and/or extreme enthusiasm. I did not respond with jumping jacks and/or extreme enthusiasm for a reason. It was because sometimes I can just … Continue reading Tough Stories and Occupational Anhedonia