Demonizing Knowledge and a Good, Old-Fashioned Shunnin’

Eureka! Finally! I finally figured out just what the hell it was about something my (ex) therapist told me that made it hit me so wrong. He used to tell me that I had what he called "smart person syndrome." I went to a little rift in the space-time continuum in Scandia called the Church … Continue reading Demonizing Knowledge and a Good, Old-Fashioned Shunnin’

An Abandoned Applebees in Times Square and I Can Pretend to be Anything

I don't care if she's acting or not. This is me being interviewed by literally anyone. If I were a skinny Puerto Rican with a killer wardrobe, I'd be Aubrey Plaza. I can interview other people. I cannot be interviewed without becoming this. That line...I can't remember where it is in the interview but where … Continue reading An Abandoned Applebees in Times Square and I Can Pretend to be Anything

Introverts and the Produce Section

So here's a fun thing I've realized this morning: Introverts seem to take some sort of collective refuge in the produce department. Let me explain. I am painfully, radically introverted. There are reasons for it. I won't go into them here. Suffice it to say that although I inexplicably love my job, where I have … Continue reading Introverts and the Produce Section

Tarot Tuesday and Towers of Destruction

I'm late. I'm so late! I'm sorry. I scored Jan Brett coverage yesterday, though, so I couldn't get it done. Some things are mas importante. So. The Tower is this week's major arcana card.  It's another one of those dark and gloomy jobs. I dig it. It matches my soul. Not kidding. Okay. But The … Continue reading Tarot Tuesday and Towers of Destruction

Tarot Tuesday and Tupac Shakur

First of all, I have two songs that have basically been on shuffle back to back for days. In my car. On my phone. Out of Alexa's mouth. One is Kid Rock's F.O.A.D. Which...yeah. It's cathartic. Don't judge. The other one is this: https://youtu.be/UtEDvsxu0oo Just feels appropriate. There is plenty in Tupac's music that I … Continue reading Tarot Tuesday and Tupac Shakur