I’m a mother of almost six-year-old twins who, like her, are entirely too smart for their own damn good. Also, I am a writer (and will be an indentured servant to the master that is student debt for the rest of my life to be able to say that), living and working in Warren, Pennsylvania.

I’m a reporter, I write a weekly column, and am trying to be a better blogger.

But full disclosure: I know zero things about blogging. So. There’s that.

I’m currently 35.

And I think I want to be David Sedaris when I grow up.