Daddy Dances and A Powerful Kind of Tired

I'm trying really hard not to be a salty dog but there are so many kids on Facebook going to Dad and daughter dances tonight for girl scouts. The girls were watching Aladdin and I thought they were both asleep. I whipped out the phone and started biding my time until either (a) the movie … Continue reading Daddy Dances and A Powerful Kind of Tired

An Abandoned Applebees in Times Square and I Can Pretend to be Anything

I don't care if she's acting or not. This is me being interviewed by literally anyone. If I were a skinny Puerto Rican with a killer wardrobe, I'd be Aubrey Plaza. I can interview other people. I cannot be interviewed without becoming this. That line...I can't remember where it is in the interview but where … Continue reading An Abandoned Applebees in Times Square and I Can Pretend to be Anything