I am here:
That’s Kona, Hawaii. It took 14 hours to fly here. And it was worth every hour.
May not have been worth having to smell my feet when I took my shoes off to go through security, for my fellow travelers.
Totally worth it for me though.
I am the luckiest person ever. The grandmas are watching the girls so I can be here, and I’m here because I have pretty much the best aunt and uncle in the whole world. So.
I’m just saying.
It’s not a contest.
My daughters traded me my big obnoxious rings for these little guys, so I would remember them on my kid free vacation:
How could I forget the children who won’t stop touching my face?
I’ll be here for eight days. Mostly, I’ll be scuba diving.
It’s going to kick a lot – we’re talking, like, a whole whole lot – of ass.